August 20th Humor

@ I worked myself up from nothing state of extreme poverty. – Grouch Marx

# The topic of the morning radio show was memorable moments from your first day of school. One girl called in and gave an eloquent report about her first day of school. Impressed the radio guy asked her how old she was. “12.” answered the vivacious girl. “And what year are you in?” The girl answered,  “2015.”

A depressed man went a fortune teller who peered into a crystal ball and told him the bad news. She said, “You will be poor and unhappy until you are 45 years old.”   “Then what will happen?” he asked.  The response came, “you will get used to it.”