August 26th Humor

* A hockey coach was told that his star center had been hit and suffered a concussion. The assistant told him that the player did not know who he was. The coach responded, “Good, Tell him he is Wayne Gretzky.”

@ There was a small time magician that worked parties and local group’s dinners. One of his tricks was starting with a $20 bill and changing it into a One dollar bill. He was working a party in a local service club and when he did the trick and held up the $1 bill one of the men in the audience yelled out. “He is not a magician, he is a politician.”

A Napoleon Dynamite was walking down the sidewalk one day when his friend, Pedro, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The Napoleon was stunned by his friend’s sweet ride and asked, “WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?” Pedro replied, “Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want!'” Napoleon nodded approvingly, “Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”