November 2nd Humor

I was eating breakfast with my 10-year old granddaughter and I asked her, “What day is tomorrow?” She said, “It’s President’s Day!”    She’s a smart kid so I asked her, “What does President’s Day mean?” I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln. But she replied, “President’s Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have another year of bullshit!”   You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!

* A typo in the Sacramento Bee said “In some editions of today’s food section the incorrect number of jalapeno peppers was given for Elaine Corn’s Southwestern Chicken Salad recipe recipe. The recipe should call for 2 not 21 jalapeno peppers.”

They say if the global warming continues, by 2016 Hillary Clinton might actually thaw out.