December 4th Humor

* Boxing coach: “You did a terrible job out there. If I were as big as you, I would be the heavyweight champion of the world.” Boxer: “Why didn’t you become the lightweight champion?”

The husband explained to his wife. “Sorry, I forgot your birthday dear, but even George Washington does not get to celebrate on the exact day.”

After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the library science section without luck, a customer came to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: “the Thesaurus.”