March 31st Jokes

* A shy, awkward freshman sat on the sidelines of the dance and finally got up the nerve to ask a beautiful girl for a dance. She looked at him disdainfully and said, “I never dance with a child.” The freshman looked her over and said, “I am sorry, I did not know you were pregnant.”

# “Mommy, can I swim out to where the waves are breaking,” asked the little girl. Mother shook her head firmly and said , “No.”  “Please,” she begged. “Daddy is swimming out there.”   “I know, darling, but he is insured.”

For those of you who have never had the pleasure of owning a British car, but want to know what it’s like: Next big rainstorm, wait till dark, roll down all windows, leave off lights & heater & wipers and go for a drive. Stop at every intersection and throw out a twenty dollar bill. It’s not exactly the same, but it’s real close.