May 16th Humor

* One of my most challenging courses at the University of Denver was a business law class in which the professor gave difficult true – false tests. During one of the more exasperating exams, I noticed another student flipping a coin. The professor approached him. “Son are you guessing on this test?”  “No sir,” said  the student, “I was just checking my answers.”

@ The starlet said, “I told the magazines all I wanted was a little country cottage a husband and six children.”  Her friend commented, “What makes you say such silly things?” The starlet admitted, “The publicity department.”

* A Romanian man is in the hospital after getting drunk and swallowing 120 coins on on bet. The doctors are monitoring his situation and so far they say, “No change.”