May 24th Humor

* The auto mechanic shook his head and looked dourly as he wiped his hands on a shop rag and gave his verdict to the customer. “This is a very, very bad situation, I suggest we deep freeze the car and save it until some mechanics of the future discover some way to repair it.”

# When I was a nurse in training at the hospital, there were many residents learning the practical side of their doctors education. They were kept quite busy with long hours. One afternoon, I was working in the area of the examining rooms and as I walked down the hall I saw a resident doctor with a thermometer behind his ear. I didn’t think anything about it until I entered an examining room and saw a patient with a pen under his tongue.

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked inside of it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. “Hey,” I announced to the technician. “It’s open.” “I know,” answered the young man. “I already got that side.”