March 22nd Jokes

* The politician was pretty pumped since he felt he had delivered a wonderful stump speech that was educational and motivational. He looked out over the audience and asked, “Are there any questions?” One man in the rear raised his hand and asked, “Who else is running?”

At the county clerk’s office where I work, a couple of applying for a marriage license complained they were having a hard time finding a clergyman who would tie the knot without requiring premarital counseling. “What do I need counseling for?” The groom to be moaned. “I’ve already been married three times.”

A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his paper, “The early Mormons believed in having more than one wife. This is called polygamy. But we believe in having only one wife. This is called monotony.”