April 17th Jokes

Hulk Hogan is reportedly working on his first book. Hopefully he’ll be done reading in June.

# Three young ladies went on a little vacation together. They all worked in the same office. They decided to go horseback riding together. Once they were on the trail one of the girls pulled up and said, “Do you realize this horse makes more per hour than I do?”

# At a county fair in Pennsylvania a distinctively dressed Quaker man offered a horse for sale. A non Quaker farmer asked the price and taking the Quaker at his word paid for the horse and took it back home. Once on his farm he found the horse was lazy and ill tempered. The next day he took the horse back to the fair and found the Quaker and complained. The Quaker responded, “Thou hast no complaint against me. Had you asked me about the horse’s disposition I would told you anything you asked. You did not ask a whit.”  “That’s OK, it is my fault and I do not want you to take the horse back. I will just sell him to the someone else, but can I borrow your coat and hat for awhile?”