April 25th Jokes

# A fellow I know was going to hang gliding school. I asked him how many successful flights did he have to take, jumping off the cliff in order to graduate. He answered, “All of them.”

The best thing about moving back to my home town was seeing so many familiar faces. One day, in the grocery store, I recognized a man, who had been a good friend of my parents. He noticed me staring, so I quickly introduce myself as John and Helen’s daughter.   “Helen’s daughter,” he exclaimed. “She was such a beautiful lady.” He called to his wife, “Martha, come and see Helen’s daughter.” “You remember Helen such a beautiful lady.”    “Oh, yes,” Martha replied. “She was always so pretty.” After raving on about my mother, she turned to me and said, “you look like your father.”
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.