June 12th Humor

The only people who listen to both sides of an argument are the neighbors.

“You know you’re getting close to the truth when someone is calling you a racist.”

*The airline captain stood by the door as the passengers exited after suffering though a pretty bumpy landing. The man next to me was a college professor and as he went by the pilot and commented, “In my profession, I would give that landing a grade of C.” The pilot responded, “Professor in my line of work landings are not a graded course, they are pass/fail.”