June 16th Humor

An astronomer showed a picture of the Andromeda Nebula to a magazine art director. It was a dizzying swirls of dots of light and clouds of gas. The editor said, “That is gorgeous. Do you think we can get a shot of it from another angle?”

The grieving window was discussing her late husband with a friend. “My Albert was such a good man and I miss him so. He provided very well for me with that $500,000 insurance policy, but I would give $1000 of the just to have him back.”

* Lincoln worked for his education, he walked 12 miles to school and 12 miles back home every day. No matter whether rain, or snow, or hail. No school bus, no federal lunch program. Man what a lousy PTA that school must have had.