June 23rd Humor

@ For two years I managed a group of musicians who proudly labeled themselves “The loudest rock-and-roll band in LA”. One night, during a particularly rowdy and raucous rehearsal, they took a break. Rubbing one ear the lead singer asked, “Hey, are you guys losing your hearing?” The bass player shrugged and pointed to his forehead in reply and said, “Maybe just a little on top.”

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank — proving once and for all, that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.

Q: How did Reese eat her ice cream?  A: Witherspoon.