July 5th Humor

Secret Service guys are very brave. What other job are you asked to take a bullet for your boss? Well, other than working at a “711”.

Q: What’s the difference between a hockey game and a MMA match?    A: In a hockey game, the fights are real.

It was a brutally hot Summer day at the miniature golf course. I encountered a father with 3 kids. “Who’s winning?” I asked cheerfully. “I am” said one “no, I am” said another. “No,” the father said, “their mother is!”