July 12th Humor

My school was so tough, that the kids had school pictures taken, one from the front and one from the side.

* A mother and daughter were riding in a cab through New York City and the daughter noticed some scantily clad women loitering on a street corner. “Mommy”, the little girl asked, “What are all those ladies doing?”   “They’re waiting for their husbands to come home from work,” the mother replied. “Come on lady,” the cabbie interjected, “tell her the truth.”  “Their hookers.” After a stunned silence, the daughter piped up, “Mommy, do hookers have children?”  “Of course,” the mother replied. “Where do you think cab drivers come from?”

A man came into the bank to get a loan. He went up to the teller and asked,” Who arranges for loans?”   “I’m sorry sir,” the teller told him,  “that the loan arranger is out to lunch.” “Alright,” said the man. “May I speak to Tonto?”