October 6th Humor

A husband and wife went to a romantic movie together, as they sat through a love scene she snuggled up to him and asked, “Why don’t you make love to me like that?” He responded, “do you know how much he gets paid to do that?”

@ My cousin knew she had been home with the children too long when one day she watched a wedding between two sock puppets on Mister Rogers Neighborhood and she cried.

I was speeding down a narrow, twisting, mountain road on my motorcycle. Then I encountered a woman was driving very slowly uphill, honking her horn and shouting at me: “PIG! PIG!!”. I flipped her the finger and shouted back “BITCH! COW!!”…Then I collided with the pig!