October 9th Humor

@ Two senior gentlemen were sitting on a park bench watching the world whiz past and commenting on their experiences. One explained, “If they would have had electric blankets and sliced bread when I was a lad, I would never have gotten married.”

Woman to the marriage counselor: “I would have brought my husband, but we would just end up arguing.”

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?