November 23rd Humor

@ During a family dinner my brother the dentist was giving all of us a pep talk about the importance of flossing. My other brother commented, “flossing is really a pain in the rear.” The dentist came back with, “then you are definitely not doing it right.”

Searching through a freezer full of turkeys for Thanksgiving the lady could not find one large enough. She called over to the clerk and pointing to the turkeys asked “Do they get any bigger?” He looked at her and replied, “No lady, They are dead.”

This Thanksgiving is going to be a special one for me. My mom says I don’t have to sit at the card table anymore.