December 7th Humor

“According to a new U.N. report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad when they originally predicted it would destroy the planet.”

Why do married men gain weight and bachelors don’t? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want then go to bed. Married guys go to bed see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.

@ An indicted employee at an elementary school made off with more than school supplies, she stole a refrigerator. She discovered the refrigerator wasn’t working when she got it home. So she called the school systems maintenance department. She must have thought the school system should be responsible for making sure the equipment ran properly at least before someone steals it.