March 19th Humor

* An inept burglar figured he had too much loot from a Connecticut apartment to carry down the street so he called for a cab and no one came to get him, he called again and waited, and again and again. Before the cab got there the police did and arrested him with the goods. He complained to the cops as he went to jail, “I will never call that cab company again.”

In Las Vegas, a visiting businessman was approached by a shady looking character who asked, “Can you lend me 25 bucks? I haven’t eaten in two days?” “How do I know you won’t use it to gamble?” The man replied, “No way, gambling money I’ve already got.”

Did you notice that Girl scout cookie time is just about when you are tired of your New Year’s diet?