March 21st Humor

# We invited our friends Bob and Sheila to a special dinner. While my wife, Leigh prepared the meal, I rushed out to buy just the right wine. Everything seemed perfect as we sat down at the dinner table, until I noticed that the ice bucket held an inferior wine. Honey, I said “please bring out the bottle I purchased tonight. Bob and Sheila deserved better than this.” “Dear,” my wife replied quietly, “Bob brought the wine.”

What’s the difference between an opera soprano and a Rottweiler? Jewelry

An Ukrainian migrant to Australia wanted to become a cabbie so he had to go for an eye test for his driver’s license. He was shown a card with the text “CZOCTAZS”. He looked at it with wide open eyes, looking very surprised. The examiner said impatiently; “Well?” and the Ukrainer answered; “I know that bloke.”