May 8th Humor

Whenever my aunt went to the doctor, she would complain to me about the long delay she always endured…One day, when my aunt’s name was finally called, she was asked to step on the scale. “I need to get your weight today,” said the nurse. Without a moment’s hesitation, my aunt replied, “One hour and 45 minutes!”

# The regular gas station I go to, took away their free air hose and put in a machine that charged a dollar. I complained to the clerk that it was sad that they took away something that was free for years. The clerk excused himself saying, “It’s not my fault, It’s inflation.”

Got an e-mail today from a “bored housewife 33, looking for some action!” I’ve sent her my laundry, that’ll keep her busy.