June 1st Humor

I was stepping out of the shower and my four-year-old daughter burst through the bathroom door. “Excuse me.” I said. “I am naked.” She responded, “Don’t worry, I won’t laugh at you.”

It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. – Homer Simpson

@ A family friend was sharing his concerns about his daughter’s engagement. Although he likes the young man, our friend feared that the couple was not planning realistically for the future. The boy is majoring in music, he told us, with a minor in geology. “Where is a person with those degrees supposed to find a good job?” My father suggested, “A rock band.”