June 5th Humor

One proud mother said, “My daughter is so smart she walked when she was eight months old.” “You call that intelligent?” Challenged her companion, “When my daughter was that old she let us carry her everywhere.”

* “What happened to that boyfriend of yours Joan”? “Oh Ginger, he lost all his money in the stock market. That’s too bad, You must feel sorry for him.” “I do, he will miss me terribly.”

Q: What’s meant by an exchange of opinions in the Communist party of the Soviet Union?    A: It’s when I come to a party meeting with my own opinion, and I leave with the party’s.