Tenants have this guy wrapped up

Tenants have this guy wrapped up

The tenants in an LA apartment complex with a parking garage were getting their cars vandalized continuously. They complained to the management and the owner did nothing. The called police, but the cops got tired of just writing reports after the fact. So, the tenants got together and bought their own security cameras. The first night the system was operational they saw one guy that looked to be up to no good.

The second night after 10 pm, he came back and one of the ladies saw it on her computer and alerted the other tenants. By the time the posse arrived some tires had been stabbed, but the posse surrounded the perp while others called police. When the perp decided to run the tenants wrestled him to the ground and found a large knife in his pants. So, they duct taped him like a mummy and waited until police arrived. The perp got his just desserts because they had the security pictures of him abusing their cars.

“You admit having broken into the same dress shop four times. What did you steal?” “A dress for my wife.” “Why did you do it for four nights in a row?” The perp explained, “she made me change it three times.”

The prisoner had sent for a lawyer from one of the top firms in town. The first questions the lawyer asked the prisoner was “How are you going to pay my fee?” The prisoner replied, “I don’t have any cash, but I have a new Cadillac Escalade I can sell.” “Well that’s fine, what is it you are charged with?” “Stealing a Cadillac Escalade.”

An indicted employee at an elementary school made off with more than school supplies, she stole a refrigerator. She discovered the refrigerator wasn’t working when she got it home. So she called the school systems maintenance department. She must have thought the school system should be responsible for making sure the equipment ran properly at least before someone steals it.

An Arkansas man’s burglary attempt involved picking up a cinder block and throwing it at the newly installed Plexiglas window of a convenience store. The block bounced off the window and hit the criminal squarely in the forehead knocking him unconscious.