Please release me

Please release me

Two owners of “Northwest Escape Experience” received an early morning call from law enforcement after a burglar broke into their escape room business and couldn’t find his way out. The suspect broke into the building and then went into the escape room. One of the thrill rooms is set up as a morgue complete with a cadaver. The perp called police four times panicked. Police found the burglar, who said he was homeless, on the other side of the building with a burrito. He had stolen a cell phone, TV remote and a beer, authorities said.

Brooklyn police responding to an alarm arrived just in time to collar the burglar as he was leaving the premises with a big bag full of loot. Soon, he was in court facing a grim-looking judge. “Did you have an accomplice?” asked the judge. “What’s an accomplice?” the burglar replied. “A partner, in other words, did you commit this crime by yourself?” “What else?” demanded the culprit. “You can’t get honest help these days?”

A man was charged with attempted burglary and breaking and entering after he was discovered by the homeowner trying to gain access to the house. The burglar had attempted to squeeze through the doggie door, but became stuck.

Why don’t you ever hear about burglars robbing politicians?
Professional courtesy.