Achin’ for Bacon

Achin’ for Bacon

The Ohio State University now has a vending machine that dispenses bacon products to fulfill every student’s dream. The vending machine sponsored by the Ohio Pork Council offers cooked strips and bacon bits from Sugardale Foods, Hormel Foods, and Smithfield Foods. “We’re bringing the bacon to Ohio State – College of Food, Agricultural, and Environmental Sciences this week so that the Buckeyes can power through finals season,” The Ohio Pork Council paid for the machine and their slogan is “We Share.”

Q: What did bacon say to tomato?
A: Lettuce get together.

Q: Why didn’t the drunk Mexican drug lord find the Bacon Tree?
A: Because he walked into a Ham Bush!

A Bacon and An Egg Walk Into A Bar
The bartender tells them ‘We don’t serve breakfast here!”

If you had 10 pieces of bacon and I took five pieces of bacon what would you have?
A black eye and broken hand.