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Dee Ford, from Gillingham, Kent, England woke up to hundreds of online notifications on Monday morning, with many Kansas City Chiefs fans blaming her for ruining their year. She was surprised, but discovered that Dee Ford was also the Chiefs’ veteran linebacker, gave up a penalty in the AFC Championship game against Patriots. “The phone was going off literally nonstop,” Ms. Ford told the Kansas City Star. “Some of the things were quite vicious. Dee has never even seen an American Football game.

Q: If Facebook is a loft in the city and Myspace is a house in the suburbs, what is Twitter?
A: A trailer park!

Q: What happened after hackers shut down Twitter for a day?
A: Tweeters were relegated to communicating the old fashioned way, through Facebook!

Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.

In case of Fire: Exit the building before tweeting about it.

I’m going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now “friends with Benefits”.