And Puppy makes Two

And Puppy makes Two

Ms. Khemjira Klongsanun was 12km into her run at the Chombueng marathon in western Thailand when she spotted a puppy by the road, according to her social media post on the same day. She noticed that there were no houses around and concluded the puppy might have been abandoned. She decided to carry it along over the next 30km of her race. Her Facebook page shows that she has even done races with dogs on a leash. However, the recent race might have been the first time that she had to carry a dog during almost the entire run.

A woman walks into a psychoanalyst’s office and says, “Doctor, my husband thinks he’s a dog! I don’t know what to do! Please help.” The doctor replies, “Okay, have him get on the couch.” The woman quickly snapped back, “Wait, no, he’s not allowed on the couch!”

She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So, we compromised and got a puppy.

A woman at my friend’s pet shop pointed to a Labrador puppy. “I want that one,” she said, “but I don’t want the floor model.”

The couple asked the veterinarian if their new puppy came with papers: “Sure he comes with papers. How many bundles would you like?”