No Potato Skins, No Peace

No Potato Skins, No Peace

While it is acceptable to sell French fries that came from Belgium, a new lawsuit says you can’t sell potato skin snacks that are not made from potato skins. A New York City woman sued TGI Fridays, in a proposed class action claiming they are selling “Potato Skins” that contain no skins. “The presence of potato skins imparts a further value in the eyes of reasonable consumers,” according to the complaint filed in Manhattan federal court. TGI Fridays did not immediately comment on the fraudulent product charge.

One day two potatoes, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over. The uninjured potato called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured potato was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured potato, “I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through.” “The bad news is that he’s going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life.”

Shortly before our 25th wedding anniversary, my husband sent 25 long-stemmed yellow roses to me at my office. A few days later, I plucked all the petals and dried them. On the night of our anniversary, I spread the petals over the bed and lay on top of them, wearing only a negligee. As I’d hoped, I got a reaction from my husband.
When he saw me, he shouted, “Are those potato chips?”

What do a bag of Lay’s potato chips and the Milky Way have in common?
They’re both mostly empty space.

Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight, which is a very useful information..
If you’re moving and you need help carrying a potato chip across town.