That’s some Fishin’

That’s some Fishin’

Brayden Rogers, 13, was fishing with a guide on Lake Tawakoni when he landed a massive blue catfish that tipped the scales at 67 pounds. He 13-year-old Texas boy set a new state record for his age group when he reeled in a new Texas state record for a junior angler. The family members go “fishing often,” and Brayden’s grandfather “has inspired him with the love of fishing.”

A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. The Game Warden was hot on his heels. After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him. “Let’s see yer fishin’ license, Boy!” the Warden gasped. With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license. “Well, son,” said the Game Warden. “You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don’t have to run from me if you have a valid license!” “Yes, sir,” replied the young guy. “But my friend back there, well, he don’t have one.”

Q: What do fish and women have in common? A: They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!

Q: What do you call a fish without the eye? A: fsh

Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.