Want to buy my bus?

Want to buy my bus?

Jessie Lipskin, a 30-year-old woman tired of the grind of working hard to be able to buy more stuff, decided to downsize. She left her New York City apartment and purchased a 1966 GMC Commuter Greyhound bus on eBay and spent the next three years of her life transforming it into a chic, tiny home. “I saw people were holding onto what I felt was way too much stuff. When I walk in my bus, it feels huge,” she said of the bus, which has just over 100,000 miles on it. “It feels even bigger than my New York City apartment.”

A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians, he buries them. The next day, the police come to the farm to question the man. “So you buried all the politicians?” asked the police officer. “Were they all dead?” The farmer answered, “Some said they weren’t, but you know how politicians lie.”

Did you hear about the desperado in Los Angeles that tried to highjack a bus filled with Japanese tourists? The police got 2000 pictures of the guy.

The cable car was already crowded when the very fat woman entered. She stood for a moment glaring at the seated passengers. “Isn’t some gentlemen going to offer me a seat? ” she asked. At this, one exceptionally small man rose. “Well,” he said rather shyly, “I’m willing to make a contribution.”

Today we spend $80,000 for a school bus to pick up the kids right at the front door so they don’t have to walk to school. Then we spend $1 million to build a gym at school so the kids can get some exercise.