How friendly are you?

How friendly are you?

Here are the ten friendliest countries in the world:

1. Portugal
2. Mexico
3. Taiwan
4. Cambodia
5. Costa Rica
6. Colombia
7. Oman
8. Philippines
9. Bahrain
10.Vietnam

Among the 30 unfriendliest cities in the world 16 are in the US, 3 were in China and 3 in France

Buffalo is the friendliest city in America, (Cleveland was number 14). The least friendly city in the US: New York.

 

A man was on a hiking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty and decided to stop at little cottage and see if he could get something to drink there. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire. There was a wee pig running around the kitchen. Running up to the visitor and giving him a great deal of attention. The visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly. The housewife replied, “He’s not that friendly. That’s his bowl that you are using.”

 

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?” Bill: “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?” Tom: “The smaller piece, of course.” Bill: “What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?”

 

In a greasy spoon restaurant, a downhearted diner asked the waitress for meatloaf and some kind words. She brought the meatloaf, but didn’t say a thing.   “Hey,” he said, “what about my kind words?” She replied, “Don’t eat the meatloaf.”

 

I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.