Hot tubbin’ with Smokey

Hot tubbin’ with Smokey

Elizabeth Strickland went to her weekend cabin getaway in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. She saw a bear walking around their porch Friday morning and ran to the bedroom to look out the window. “There were three cubs playing around the hot tub and that one got in!” The photos show one of the bears settling into the hot tub on the cabin’s back porch for a relaxing soak. She said the cub even closed its eyes. “It was so cute, so we let them enjoy for a minute. Then they went on their merry way,” she explained.

While it is legal to shoot bears in Alaska, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

A bear walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a Budweiser……….. and a bag of chips.” The bartender says, “Sure, but what’s with the big pause?” The bear replies, “I dunno, I was born with them!”

Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court. The judge looked down and asked the Baby Bear, “So Baby Bear, do you want to live with Daddy Bear?” “Oh, no,” Baby Bear replied, “I don’t want to live with Daddy Bear. He beat me.” “Well then, should you live with Mommy Bear,” asked the judge. “On, no, I don’t want to live with Mommy Bear. She beat me.” “Well then, Baby Bear, who do you want to live with?” Baby Bear said, “I want to live with the Chicago Bears. They don’t beat anybody!”

Q. What did the polar bear cub say to its mother at mealtime?
A: “Aw, no! Not SEALS again!”