Open Gummi Bear

Open Gummi Bear

A Colorado woman learned that the hard way you should always lock your car. Every door, every wire, and almost every inch of Cate Siegel’s Subaru Forester was destroyed after a bear broke into it. “He must have just got in, got up and around, got in the backseat and felt a little surprise in the backseat.” I assume he’s not too big because he was able to get around my car and maneuver in it,” Siegel said. Her Gummi bears were gone, the candy was in a sealed bag, part of a gift basket she’d received the night before. Living in the mountains, she says they are always cautious about locking up, but in this instance, she says she let her guard down.

Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to get into the car while the other one watches. Finally, the first blonde says “Darn, I can’t get in the car!” The other blond replies, “keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down.”

A lady accidentally locks herself out of her car. Luckily, a passing soldier notices her and assures her that he can help. First, he takes off his pants. He then rolls it up into a ball and rubs it against the car handle. Almost immediately, the car door unlocks. “That was amazing! How did you do that?” The woman asks. “Well, it’s simple”, the soldier replies, “these are my kha-kis.”

A man returns home from a night out at the bar and is quite inebriated. He is trying to get into his house but can’t seem to get the key into the keyhole. Meanwhile, a stranger passes by and asks the man if he can help him unlock his door. The man replies, “No, you just hold the house steady and I’ll put the key in.”

I set up my thumbprint to unlock my phone
It doesn’t work all the time though, I just can’t put my finger on it.