Explosive Entertainment

Explosive Entertainment

The time has come to down too many Budweisers, eat a bunch of burnt hamburgers and marvel at the sad state of our broken democracy. No celebration of our country’s big birthday is complete without fireworks; that most American of pastimes: a loud, bright, senseless series of explosions liable to spiral into chaos at any moment. How about we all get in the spirit of this holiday by watching a bunch of fireworks displays go horribly wrong. Sound good? Great! (If you doubt the rednecksness, watch the last video.)

What is  a  Chicago residents  favorite 4th of July game?
Mine is “Gunshots Or Fireworks?”

How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America? Because freedom rings.

This 4th of July, remember: Alcohol and Fireworks do NOT mix
Spilling even a little beer on a fuse can ruin fireworks.

July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun.
On the other hand, I only have 2 fingers.