Don’t mess with Mother Nature

Don’t mess with Mother Nature

C&A Trucking, near Orlando International Airport, came to their yard Wednesday morning and found two of their big trucks were underground. Two large sinkholes had opened up and they looked like a giant had been throwing them around. The Orange County Sheriff’s Office said a pair of holes opened about 1 a.m. causing trucks, semi-trailers and construction vehicles to fall in. Authorities said the cause of the holes is being investigated. The owner of the business speculated the holes might have been caused by the draining of a lake on a nearby property.

Why is it called Mother Nature?
Because if it were called Father Nature it would be a lot more predictable.

The worst part about being a giraffe…is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.

Florida is the only state in the union where zombie-like face eating is a legitimate concern, and where a category-four hurricane is considered a mild weather condition.

AOC supporter: “We wouldn’t be having sinkholes like this if Hillary were president.”