Everything is bigger in Texas

Everything is bigger in Texas

Thelma Chiaka of Houston, Texas supersized it. She delivering two sets of twin boys and a set of twin girls at the Women’s Hospital of Texas. The six babies were born in a span of nine minutes. Mother and the babies are in stable condition. The little ones are extra small and range in weight from one pound, 12 ounces to two pounds, 14 ounces. The six babies are said to be doing fine as they receive care in the hospital’s neonatal intensive care unit. The hospital says the odds of having sextuplets are about 1 in 4.7 billion.

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, “Les’ see now, there’s the twins, Sally and Billy, they’re eighteen. And the twins, Seth & Beth, they’re sixteen. And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they’re fourteen– “Hold on!” said the census taker, “Did you get twins every time?” The woman answered, “Heck no, there were hundreds of times we didn’t get nothin’!”

Very few people know the scientific term for identical twins.
Fetus Repeatus.

My friend Jay had twin girls recently and he wanted to name them after himself…
So, I suggested Kaye and Elle.

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna 1
Anna 2.