Biting off more than you can chew
Biting off more than you can chew
Ben Nyaumbe got in quite the fight with a 13ft python, in Kenya. He said the he “stepped on a spongy thing on the ground and suddenly my leg was entangled with the body of a huge python.” The snake had wrapped around Mr. Nyaumbe and pulled him up into a tree, where they both struggled for three hours. After failing to smother the snake by covering the head with his shirt he bit the tail off the python. He was able to send a distress call on his mobile phone and eventually police and neighbors pulled him free of the snake’s grasp.
Why should you never throw a snake like a boomerang?
Because it’ll come back to bite you.
The legend of St. Patrick is that he drove all the snakes out of Ireland into law school.
The Spitting Cobra’s venom can make you go blind. What Swedish snake can help you see more clearly? The Vindshield Viper!
“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.”