Grand theft roller coaster

Grand theft roller coaster

The Union County Fairgrounds in Marysville, Ohio, were robbed. In a generation shattering theft someone stole their roller coaster. “The roller coaster was on a purple and green trailer and has alligator-designed train cars, about 20 ft. total length,” the police release said. The getaway vehicle was a Dodge pickup. The Go-Gator was last seen by a traffic camera spotted at a Marysville intersection Aug. 27. A comment on the sheriff office’s Facebook page said: “This is my father’s ride. It’s been in our family for around 35 years and has great sentimental value.” Such are the ups and downs of the carnival business.

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