Short people wanted for micro apartments

Short people wanted for micro apartments

Two Manhattan landlords took an unusual creative route to double their rentable space: cutting their two condos in half horizontally so they could rent out 18 tiny apartments. The ceiling heights were 4.5 feet to 6 feet tall on each level, depending on where you were standing. An inspector found half-size doors and low ceilings, forcing him to kneel in an improvised hallway. The inspector found the space riddled with unpermitted electrical and plumbing work. The upper unit had only one bathroom to share among the nine micro apartments. In a sign of how expensive it is to live in New York City, at least in one commenter’s opinion, “$600/month is pretty reasonable actually.”

A man mentioned to his landlord about the tenants in the apartment over his. “Many a night they stamp on the floor and shout till midnight.” When the landlord asked if it bothered him, he replied, “Not really, for I usually stay up and practice my trumpet till about that time most every night anyway.”

The female dorm floor will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dorm floor to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $10 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $30. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $80. Are there any questions?” At this, a male freshmen student in the crowd inquires, “How much for a season pass?”

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.

What do you call cheap apartments in the Middle East?
Low rents of Arabia.