Here is a sampling of signs and headlines to help you understand the way Texas folks think and the way business is done:
Sign on a machine in a tool shop – This machine has no brain – you have to use your own.
Pistol pictured on a stone tablet outside a restaurant – “Due to the rising price of ammunition Do not expect a warning shot. Thanks for your understanding.”
Sign on the glass door of a retailer – Pull – if that does no work Push – if that doesn’t work it means were closed.
Warning sign on an electrical transformer – Danger! Do not touch. Not only will this kill you, it will hurt very bad as you are dying.
Sign on a farm fence – “No Trespassing – I own a gun and a backhoe”
Sign on cyclone fence – Is there life after death? Enter here and find out.
