Don’t be left Hanging

Don’t be left Hanging

Mason Barth was looking for a thrill, so he climbed up the 300-foot cell tower near Menomonie, Wisconsin and jumped off. He wore a parachute and it deployed exactly as planned. The reason this became a story is that during his descent the parachute got blown into the guy lines holding the tower up and poor Mason was left hanging so to speak. Being a millennial, he pulled out his smartphone and called the fire department. Fortunately, he was dangling only 50 feet above the ground and they had a bucket that would go that high to get him down.

Guess how long it takes to jump off a tall building?
The rest of your life

Vladimir Putin, Adam Schiff and Kim Jong-Un jump off a cliff. Who wins?
Mankind.

If a blonde and a brunette jump off a bridge, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, the blonde would stop for directions!

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!