The lighter side

A Russian, Texan and a New Yorker are in a London restaurant:
The waiter comes up and says, ”Excuse me but, we do not have any steak on the menu due to the shortage.”
The Russian asks, “What’s steak?”
The Texan asks, “What’s a ‘shortage’?”
The New Yorker asks, “What’s ‘Excuse Me’?”

This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: “Is it possible to build socialism in Sahara desert?”
We are answering: “Possibly, but you will end up with a shortage of sand.”

Ever hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica?
It was dreadful.