Britain: Bigger than ever

Britain: Bigger than ever

Any child can play with a 2” Rubik’s cube. The standard 3″ model is played all over the world. If you want something done big, call Tony Fisher, the Englishman who made the world’s largest Rubik’s cube until 2018. His latest creation took about 330 hours to build. Tony made a fully functional Rubik’s cube that stands 6 feet, 7 inches tall, was enough to retake the record from the TELUS Spark museum’s in Canada’s 5-foot, 6-inch cube. The stickers alone weigh almost 29 pounds. Watching Fisher, it’s clear he has almost as hard a time moving it as solving it. BTW: Australian, Feliks Zemdegs solved a Rubik’s cube in world record time at the “Cube for Cambodia” competition in Melbourne in just 4.22 seconds. The 22-year-old managed to peel 0.37 seconds off the previous best.

Two Englishmen, two Scotsmen, two Welshmen and two Irishmen were marooned on a desert island. The two Scotsmen got together and started a bank; the two Welshmen got together and started a choir; the two Irishmen got together and started a fight; The two Englishmen never spoke to each other – they hadn’t been introduced!

A blonde rings up an airline in London and asks: “How long are your flights from America to England?” The woman on the other end of the phone replies: “Just a minute”. The blonde thanks her and hangs up the phone.

I’m going to open a dollar store in England
It’ll be called “Pound Town”.

The lecturer was proud of his ancestry and he didn’t conceal it from his County Cork, Irish audience “I was born an Englishman; I live as an Englishman and I hope to die an Englishman.” Came a loud voice from the back of the hall, “Man, have you no ambition at all?”