Itsa not my fault!

You have heard it all before, no homework, blame it on the dog eating it, and when you didn’t pass your exam, you blame it on a falling meatball? This girl did; Sam Lee was taking her economics exam online, when a meatball fell out of her sub sandwich and onto her keyboard, as she was working through the test. it logged her out of the exam and she was unable to finish it. “It hit some sort of escape button and closed the entire browser,” she said. After she wrote an email to her teacher to give her another chance, the email was screenshotted and posted to Twitter. To her delight, her professor responded and gave her an extension on the test deadline until midnight that night.

A funny Pasta time

What’s the difference between a fedora and a fedina?
“A fedina?… What’s a fedina?”
“*a-Spaghetti and meatballs!*”

Eminem is the first celebrity to be diagnosed with the corona virus. In a statement he said his palms were sweaty knees weak arms were heavy and presented to the emergency room the vomit on his sweater already. Later tests conclude it was in fact Mom’s spaghetti.

I put some maple syrup on my meatballs
I wanted to make them Swedish (sweetish),

Where do the poor meatballs live?
In the spaghetto

 

 August 12th Birthdays

1985 – Miriam Rivera, 1997 – Tori Webster, 1994 – Imani Hakim

1971 – Pete Sampras, 1976 – Casey Affleck, 1996 – Javi Luna

 

Morning Motivator

The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.

 

Brown eyes crying over lunch

Meatballs ruling the keyboard