Naked Florida woman saved from storm drain

Fire/rescue crews from Delray Beach, FL were called after a report of a woman stuck in a storm drain. The naked woman who was rescued from the sewer told officials she had been trapped there for three weeks. Police identified the woman as Lyndsey Jane Kennedy, 43, who they learned had been reported missing by her boyfriend on March 3. Crews were able to extract Kennedy from the drain with a rope and a ladder then  transport her to Delray Beach Medical Center to be treated. Lyndsey said while swimming in a canal nearby she came across a doorway, which she entered and found a tunnel. Kennedy’s mother was later contacted by police saying they had found her missing daughter. Mom said, “Kennedy has done other odd things in the past and has a history of making bad decisions when she is high on drugs.”

 

Where the sun is shining

The state of Florida is a navigational anomaly…
The further North you go the more Southern it gets.

According to latest news Governor De Santis of Florida used to own and run his own alligator farm. So not only does he have experience with horrible scaly reptiles, he has also worked with alligators.

Everything in Florida is in the 80’s
The Temperature, the Humidity, the Average Age, and the IQ.

Boxes of previously uncounted ballots have been found in Florida.
The Associated Press is now declaring the State of Florida for Al Gore

 

March 26th Birthdays

1997 – Kathryn Bernardo, 1985 – Keira Knightly,  1973 – Leslie Mann

1962 – Eric Allen Kramer, 1985 – Jonathan Groff, 1969 – Kenny Chesney

 

Morning Motivator

Success is how much you Bounce Back once you hit bottom.

 

Things are looking up