And the winner is…uncrowned
Pushpika De Silva was named winner of the prestigious Mrs. Sri Lanka beauty pageant, but not according to the old queen and reigning Mrs. World, Caroline Jurie. The pageant descended into chaos when the former title holder declared on national TV that the new winner was ineligible because she was divorced, and forcibly removed her crown. “There is a rule that you have to be married and not divorced, so I am saying that the crown goes to the first runner-up,” Caroline said, before removing the crown from Pushpika standing with a bouquet of flowers in her arms. Pushpika screamed: “If I wasn’t fit at the beginning, they would have removed me.” The prize was returned to Pushpika on Tuesday at a news conference, after pageant organizers confirmed she was not a divorcee. They have also apologized to her. On Thursday, Jurie had been arrested over the incident along with another model. Both were released on bail.
Crowning Humor
Hello everyone, welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces here tonight.
No man has ever won a game of “Notice anything different about me?”
My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she’s way out of my league.
My sister-in-law accidentally won a beauty pageant for vampire hunters.
She’s the new Miss Stake.
April 16th Birthdays
1984 – Claire Foy, 1991 – Ladovica Comello, 1996 – Anya Taylor Joy, 1996 – Poppy Lee Friar
1952 – Bill Belicheck, 1965 – Martin Lawrence, 1947 – Kareem Abdul Jabbar, 1965 – Jon Cryer
Morning Motivator
Opportunities are never lost, they simply go to someone else.