The only McDonald’s in the world
The bright yellow “M” for McDonald’s is one of the most recognizable logos in the entire world. “The Golden Arches” has become synonymous with McDonald’s itself. The only McDonald’s in the world that does not have “golden” arches is in Sedona, Arizona, the arches you see there are turquoise! Sedona is famous for its mountainous landscape of red rock. Because of the landscape’s ability to attract tourists, there are rules in place for buildings in Sedona to make sure that no structure conflicts too much with the surrounding natural scenery. The city claimed that golden arches would diminsh the surrounding red rocks, and mandated some different color. Sedona also dictated height restrictions and that the blue arches are also lower on the front of building than other McDonald’s locations.
Fast humor hunger
I realized I eat too much fast food so I decided I would start cooking for myself.
Does anyone here know how to “mcnugget” a chicken?
Me to son: “Where do you wanna go for your birthday lunch?”
5 year old: “McDonald’s”
Me: “5 year olds can think of somewhere better than McDonald’s.”
5 year old: “I’ll just stay 4 then.”
Where do fast food places get those square fish for the filet-o-fish sandwiches?
From the asquarium.
Bought a huge flatscreen TV for $20 in an alley way behind the store.
But when I got home and plugged it in a big Taco Bell menu popped up.
My buddy Rajiv started an Indian fast food restaurant. He called it…
Curry in a Hurry.
May 11th Birthdays
1999 – Sabrina Carpenter, 1985 – Jadyn Wong, 1997 – Lana Condor, 2000- Madison Lintz
1989 – Cam Newton, 1904 – Salvador Dali, 1946 – Robert Jarvik, 1978 – Kenan Thompson
Morning Motivator
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.