Cat-egorically defying gravity.
A Chicago cat may now have eight lives after jumping out of a fifth-floor window. Firemen videoed the exterior of the building as firefighters were extinguishing the blaze when a black cat appeared through billowing smoke at a broken window. The fire-fleeing feline briefly tested the side of the building with its front paws, and then jumped. When the cat jumped, onlookers gasped as the cat fell. It missed a wall as it hurtled downward and instead landed on all four paws on some soft grass, where it bounced once and immediately ran away. “It went under my car and hid until she felt better after a couple of minutes and came out and tried to scale the wall to get back in,” said spokesman Larry Langford. The cat was not injured. He also said they were still searching for the owner of the unit and, presumably, the cat.
BTW: In other cat news: The Tiger seen wandering Houston neighborhoods has been located and is safely confined.
Cat-egorical flights of laughter
Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Dilbert, Dogbert, Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, and a whole lot of comic strip characters and their pets were on an airplane flying from Miami to Los Angeles…In the middle of the flight, the flight attendant gave out food to everyone but Charlie Brown and Snoopy. They asked him why everyone else got some food and they didn’t. The flight attendant said, “Sorry, but we don’t serve Peanuts on this flight.”
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I already have a cat!”
A mother asked her son to lose their cat somewhere in the jungle.
The boy obeyed. The boy returned home and reported to his mom.
Son: Mom! I led the cat far into the jungle. I even got lost!!
Mother: How were you able to come back home?
Son: I followed the cat.
A cat walks into a doctor’s office.
The doctor says, “What’s wrong?”
The cat says “Meow.”
The doctor replies “I know, but where?”
May 20th Birthdays
1946 – Cher, 1982 – Sierra Boggess, 1993 – Caroline Zhang, 1981- Rachel Platten
1995 – Peyton Clark, 1978 – Matt Czuchry, 1993 – Jack Gleason, 2000 – George Jones
Morning Motivator
“Without challenge, adventure is impossible.”